You don't care about excuses, of course. You just want a piece of The Common Man. Everyone wants a piece of The Common Man. While sometimes this demand grows tiresome, The Common Man understands how it can be so; he is, after all, pretty awesome. But since this is his blog, not yours, to get your The Common Man fix (you junkie, you), you will have to endure him talking about what's going on in his life at the moment.
Tomorrow, you see, The Boy will be dunked for Christ. This is a joyous occasion, for The Common Man loves the Lord (and the Lord loves The Common Man) and has been disappointed that The Boy has gone so long without the dunking (though not as disappointed as The Uncommon Wife). So, The Common Man's family, in-laws, and out-laws will be descending on him to celebrate immersing The Boy in water. Unlike the last mass family gathering (the nuptuals between The Common Man and The Uncommon Wife), there will be no dancing, no nervousness, and absolutely no

Next week, he's going to practice stifling his emotions and keeping a stiff upper lip.
3 comments:
Well, you might not be drinking scotch from a vase, but The Uncommon Wife is going to get appropriately buzzed for the event just as she did before her nuptials.
"But I don't even believe in Jebus!"
Great photo, too! Ah, the (hazy) memories...
Hi-lar-i-ous. Cracked up, transitioning from "everyone wants a piece" to "loving the Lord" to Vito Corleone. That in itself warrants scotch from a vase!
Post a Comment